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SWOTs

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Man feeding his computer money.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Rainbow/Horizon

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

On board the MS Hepatology

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.