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"Boy, the farmers market has really changed."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Evolution Exam Results.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Myths and legends...

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Sale.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.