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"Boy, the farmers market has really changed."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Myths and legends...

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Sale.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'