Resurrection Joke Lover Gifts

"Lazarus, come forth!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

The Rural Bidet...

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"At least my putting has improved."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Don't worry, it's natural causes."

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Last minute gift ideas

Grave Digger Sackings.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

I told you we should have gotten the maintenance agreement.

'Okay, we'll get these down first, and work out the details later.'

"Hot water! Hot water!"

'Do you have any diet?'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

' Well..That's the last of our water.'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten doctor's recommend for a headache when stranded on a desert island.'

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

Robinson Crusoe discovered that he was not alone on the island.

Crash survivor with sunglasses.

"You folks ready, or do you need more time?"

The Atomic Cafe is Back

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