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"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

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"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"At least my putting has improved."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"Don't worry, it's natural causes."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

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'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

"Hot water! Hot water!"

'Okay, we'll get these down first, and work out the details later.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

Crash survivor with sunglasses.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten doctor's recommend for a headache when stranded on a desert island.'

' Well..That's the last of our water.'

Robinson Crusoe discovered that he was not alone on the island.

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

"You folks ready, or do you need more time?"

It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

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