Resume Revivalists Gifts

Resume Dumpers

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

Innovate or die.

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Michelangelo's David

How Gary got his groove back.

Old songs made new

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."