Resume Revolutionist Gifts

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Lynching on social media

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Resume Dumpers

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"No taxation without representation!"

Assange Among Friends

One after another

Benjamin Franklin

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

Leon Trotsky

New Year Revolution

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Death of Fidel Castro

Adding fuel to the fire.

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"