Resume Revolutionist Gifts

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Lynching on social media

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"No taxation without representation!"

Assange Among Friends

One after another

Benjamin Franklin

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

Leon Trotsky

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

New Year Revolution

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

'The LACK of a resume indicates that I don't need one.'