Resume Revamp Expert Gifts

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"I'd say you're a tad over qualified for the job."

"I'd say you're a tad over qualified for the job." mockup

"I'd say you're a tad over qualified for the job."

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.' mockup

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

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"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it." mockup

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

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Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that! mockup

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

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"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume." mockup

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

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One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'. mockup

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

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"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'" mockup

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

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"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history." mockup

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

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Fruit Fly Job Interviews

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'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.' mockup

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

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"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping." mockup

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

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'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.' mockup

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

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'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.' mockup

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

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"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV." mockup

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

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Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software. mockup

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

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"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired." mockup

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

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'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.' mockup

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

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'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?' mockup

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

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"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom." mockup

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

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"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online." mockup

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

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PERSONNEL, 'Any awards or honors OTHER than being the valedictorian of your remedial class?'

PERSONNEL, 'Any awards or honors OTHER than being the valedictorian of your remedial class?' mockup

PERSONNEL, 'Any awards or honors OTHER than being the valedictorian of your remedial class?'

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'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?' mockup

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

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"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?" mockup

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

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'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?' mockup

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

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"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room." mockup

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

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"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?" mockup

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

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Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume. mockup

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

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'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

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