Restaurant Worker Gifts

Help wanted - Better help wanted.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.'

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

Things were going smoothly until the waiter offered to place Ralph's napkin for him.

"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

"Have you ever been through a harvester before, Sir?"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Welcome to Valhalla. I'm Hilde and I'll be your Valkyrie for the night.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

"Isn't that the boy you fired last week? You must be pleased he another job so quick."

"Sorry, but we are temporarily closed. Our servers are down."

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"It's called a tip, not a bribe."

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

Covid Passport for Restaurant

"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"$15 an hour!...I demand $15 an hour!"

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Dinner Deliveries

"Did you order the salmon, Ella?" "Suddenly I’m not so hungry."

Tempura Cafe. Him? He's the battering ram.

"Hi, I'm Kevin and I'll be your server tonight...but I guess you already knew that!"

"That's the food biz. Celebrity chef one day, graveyard shift hash jockey the next."