"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."
Restaurant Workers Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite restaurant worker? Whether a chef, server, or bartender, find witty, thoughtful, and fun products that show appreciation for their hard work and hospitality. From mugs to t-shirts, our collection features amusing designs to keep their spirits high during busy shifts or to say a genuine thank you for their service.
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Diner. Special: Seizure Salad. It's probably a type, but I'm not going to risk it.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Counting ribs
"Stephen and I are today's special."
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
"The fish sticks here are very good."
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Even the waiters here are organic."
'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
"You owe me five bucks."
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Restaurant Workers Gifts Collection
Restaurant Workers Mugs
Explore our range of mugs tailored for restaurant workers, packed with humor and appreciation to brighten their workday.
Restaurant Workers Pillows
Find comfy pillows featuring fun and grateful messages designed especially for restaurant staff and their relaxing moments.
Restaurant Workers Prints
Brighten up any space with prints that pay tribute to the hardworking restaurant teams, blending humor and admiration.
Restaurant Workers T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate restaurant heroes with witty and stylish designs—perfect for wearing on the job or off-duty.