Restaurant Ruckus Enthusiast Gifts

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Advanced footsie

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Whatever he's eating.'

Platter confusion.

"....and hold the garlic."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

Food inspection results

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'I've heard the lobster is extremely fresh here.'

"Who gets what?"