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Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Advanced footsie

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"....and hold the garlic."

Platter confusion.

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Food inspection results

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Let me take that for you."

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'I've heard the lobster is extremely fresh here.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'