Restaurant Lovers Gifts

Economic Distress for the Upper Classes

Repletion.

'A table near the window where passers-by can see our Easter outfits, please.'

'We'd like a table near a doctor.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Advanced footsie

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

I love Cannelloni

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Whatever he's eating.'