Restaurant Lovers Gifts

Repletion.

'A table near the window where passers-by can see our Easter outfits, please.'

'We'd like a table near a doctor.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Advanced footsie

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I love Cannelloni

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"