Restaurant Goers Pillows

"Garlic Bread?"

"Waiter, there are no flies in my soup!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'A table for two?'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

"Here, this might fit."

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Advanced footsie

I love Cannelloni

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'