Rest Is Best Crew Gifts

Heavy sleep

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Would you like some wings?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Local News in Heaven

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Airport

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

Siesta-time