Resorts Gifts

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Lounging by the pool

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Man fishing with large bait