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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Lounging by the pool

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A smiling cyclist

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'