Visiting Resorts Pillows

'I bet it's just another tourist trap.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Energy saving mode

"Noooooooooooo!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

The Desert Island Package

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

Single men in Tahiti

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."