Visiting Resorts Mugs

'I bet it's just another tourist trap.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Energy saving mode

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

The Desert Island Package

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Now hiring.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Single men in Tahiti

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

'Look Mummy, we've buried Daddy on the beach.'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.