Mountain Resorts Mugs

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Lounging by the pool

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Ski lift mobile

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Climbing with the baby

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Run from the hills!

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Skier.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Alpine Pipe

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."