I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week
Resolute Realist Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who embodies resilience and clarity? Our collection for resolute realists features clever, heartfelt items that honor their steadfast nature. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are perfect for those who see the world as it is but keep their sense of humor and hope alive. Show appreciation for their grounded perspective with a gift that resonates with their unwavering resolve.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."
COVID Devotion
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'
"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."
"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."
Inbox and Outbox
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'
"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."
Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer
"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."
"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."
"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."
"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."
'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'
Dear Diary...Resolutions
Who am I kidding?
"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."
Japanese disaster
"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."
Resolute Realist Gifts Collection
Resolute Realist Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs for resolute realists—perfect for their coffee break and their pragmatic personality.
Resolute Realist Pillows
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Resolute Realist Prints
Browse our prints for resolute realists—artful statements that reflect their resilient and honest worldview.
Resolute Realist T-Shirts
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