Resolute Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who embodies resilience and clarity? Our collection for resolute realists features clever, heartfelt items that honor their steadfast nature. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are perfect for those who see the world as it is but keep their sense of humor and hope alive. Show appreciation for their grounded perspective with a gift that resonates with their unwavering resolve.

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I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week mockup

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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COVID Devotion

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one." mockup

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

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"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait." mockup

"The company only made a profit of $2 billion. So that raise you requested will have to wait."

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"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day." mockup

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.' mockup

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

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"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

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"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20." mockup

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

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"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy." mockup

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

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'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.' mockup

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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Dear Diary...Resolutions

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"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..." mockup

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

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Who am I kidding?

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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Japanese disaster

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get." mockup

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.' mockup

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

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Resolute Realist Gifts Collection

Resolute Realist Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs for resolute realists—perfect for their coffee break and their pragmatic personality.

Resolute Realist Pillows

Explore our pillows for resolute realists—combining comfort with a witty nod to their straightforward nature.

Resolute Realist Prints

Browse our prints for resolute realists—artful statements that reflect their resilient and honest worldview.

Resolute Realist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for resolute realists—clever designs that showcase their honest outlook with style.