Reservation Specialist Gifts

"Yes this is the reservations department, we have particular reservations about responding to travel agents"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Introverted Chair

God's Kitchen

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

'The hermetically-sealed pods in the back seat are perfect for long family vacations.'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"I miss handshakes"

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

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Experientia Docet.

"What's in it for me?"

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

"It was either us or nuclear weapons."

"The high wire act is here, sir."

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

"It's better not to travel than to arrive."

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

'Charles is our nightlife specialist.'