Reservation Specialist Pillows

"Yes this is the reservations department, we have particular reservations about responding to travel agents"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Introverted Chair

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

'The hermetically-sealed pods in the back seat are perfect for long family vacations.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"I miss handshakes"

The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"Because of the budget cuts the territorials are having to take on more responsibility, Graham has got the nuclear attack codes."

"The names is swarm of Bluebottles a party of 301,002."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

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"It was either us or nuclear weapons."

"What's in it for me?"

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

Experientia Docet.

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

"The high wire act is here, sir."

'Charles is our nightlife specialist.'

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

"It's better not to travel than to arrive."

"Looks like staycations this year."