Reservation Ninja Pillows

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Dieting Motivation.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Your repayments start now!"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Knitted Kitty.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

A Complex Carb.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

Be the grass...

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

The light is green.

Working the bugs out of his spear invention