Report Card Reactors Gifts

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

Rage.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

Eco-Terrorism

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Iranium

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"As an artist, it's my job to capture the beauty and triumphs of everyday life."

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"Could you supersize these grades, Ms. Bain?"

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

Nuclear plant selfies

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

"I got a no TV for a week in math, a no dessert for a month in history, and a just wait 'til your father gets home in social studies."

'Mister, those are not ordinary fire ants.'