Romantic Reactor Gifts

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Rage.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

After the Sentence

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"I really like smart women."

Jet Pack

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

In The Bastille

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Then it's settled. On even days you'll 'Clap On' and she'll 'Clap Off' and odd days...'

"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Yeah. You loved it, but then once you saw that "Birds of a Feather" episode, you hated it. Yeah. But now I love it again, because of season 2 episode 18: "To Bind the Wounds." Particularly the scene starting at 36 minutes and 11 seconds, and the rest of the way through. By the end of it, I was sobbing like a baby. I don't think there's anything worse than a grown man sobbing at his iPhone. You can see me sob at the 43:28 mark in my reac

Ju'To be honest, I like 'em with a little junk in the trunk...'

He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.