Romantic Reactor Gifts

Rage.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

After the Sentence

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

Jet Pack

"I really like smart women."

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

In The Bastille

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'Then it's settled. On even days you'll 'Clap On' and she'll 'Clap Off' and odd days...'

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'

Ju'To be honest, I like 'em with a little junk in the trunk...'

'Hey, wait a minute...'

He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.