Romantic Roaster Gifts

"Ok, so I lied about my aga!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

A heart shaped cake

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."