Romantic Roaster Prints

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you overcook the salmon?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

A heart shaped cake

Venus

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."