Reaction Reactor Gifts

Rage.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Your early stuff was funnier."

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

'Then it's settled. On even days you'll 'Clap On' and she'll 'Clap Off' and odd days...'

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Could you supersize these grades, Ms. Bain?"

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

'I'd appreciate your reaction this latest idea of mine Simkins.'

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

"Roger never does anything spontaneous, not even human combustion."

"They told me it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"

'Hey, wait a minute...'

He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Your mother and I thought you understood, Billy, that our love for you was highly conditional on you doing well in school.'