Rage Reactor Gifts

Rage.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Teenage Angst.

Run, Mike, Run!

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

Bill Tilden

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

Clockwork Revolving Door

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

'Then it's settled. On even days you'll 'Clap On' and she'll 'Clap Off' and odd days...'

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

Monday Hurdle

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Think tank.

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

'Tennis'

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"They told me it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.