Rage Reactor Pillows

Rage.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Teenage Angst.

Run, Mike, Run!

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."

Clockwork Revolving Door

'Then it's settled. On even days you'll 'Clap On' and she'll 'Clap Off' and odd days...'

"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

Monday Hurdle

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'Tennis'

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"They told me it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."