Relaxed Reactor Pillows

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Rage.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I'm still stressed out.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"He usually works from home."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'