Resume Reactor Pillows

"They told me it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Rage.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Someone important is bound to see my resume now!'

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

Office Park

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

1998: A Look Back

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Well, Mr. Hicks, your resume looks quite impressive and of course, the fact that you can sniff out truffles is a plus!"

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

'I can take out some of the padding if I appear overqualified.'

'I'm happy to report that the position has been narrowed down to you and 958 other people.'

'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

"Could you supersize these grades, Ms. Bain?"

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

Overqualified for some jobs - underqualified for others.

'Oh, I don't have an appointment to see the doctor. I'm doing a report on magazine trends in the 1970's.'

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."