Reaction Collector Gifts

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

For Sale By Owner

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

There it is – my dream beach house.

Jazz Bagpipes