Reaction Collector Prints

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Feeling for shells

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'How old is this vase?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."