Chemical Reaction Fan Gifts

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Bottle Distillery

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Protoplasm

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Photosynthesis? How lazy can you get?!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Control and Out of Control Group

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Sparklers

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

When beavers dream.

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Electrolyte Orchestra

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'