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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Overworked in the office

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Dead Funny

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"YOU pass him on the left."