Chemical Chaos Fan Gifts

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

Computer Room.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Try rebooting.'

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

"Close the door woman! There's a weasel outbreak!"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

Thanks again and I'm really sorry about the tree. I thought it was a giant piece of broccoli.

"I only have six screws left."