Laboratory Chaos Fan Gifts

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Computer Room.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'Try rebooting.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

"We lost our grant and now look."

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

'Dr Eccleston can't come to the phone right now. He is considering the wisdom of stealing my formula.'

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'