Lab Chaos Fan Gifts

'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'

Computer Room.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

'Try rebooting.'

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

"We lost our grant and now look."

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.

'How could I have known that the nozzle on my hair spray can would stick open?'

Authorized rodents only.