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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Overworked in the office

A Guide to Balloon Animals

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'