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'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

The Da Vinci Cod

Santa does a keg stand.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Believe me it's only an apple."

You're my Venus

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Strawberry Shake

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."