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'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

The Da Vinci Cod

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Santa does a keg stand.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The Brazilian Blow dry

I love what you've done with your hare.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Strawberry Shake

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."