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'I told you it wasn't a good idea to go biking in long pans because they might get caught in the chain.'

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Your early stuff was funnier."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tortoise & Hare.

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Maraschino, Inc.

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.