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"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Keyboard in Heaven

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

'Bless you!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

Yoga - moooooooo.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

What your acoustic guitar says about you

Merry Christmas

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Dr. Dexter's research on long-term cell phone use was derailed by the enormous text messaging bills.

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

'The four scariest words in the English language.'

'The chloride co. wants to merge with us. They think we can make salt together.'