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"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Keyboard in Heaven

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

'Bless you!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

What your acoustic guitar says about you

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

Merry Christmas

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

'The four scariest words in the English language.'

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."