Subtitle Chuckler Pillows

"He stopped watching GB News because they don't provide the subtitles which give him a good laugh on BBC, ITV, and Sky."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Bless you!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'