Repair Projects Gifts

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

D.I.Y

Fixing the Computer.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'