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'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Fixing the Computer.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

D.I.Y

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

The world's most unemployable family