Rescue Projects Gifts

"She's a rescue."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

D.I.Y

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

Coastguard

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'