Rep Master Gifts

Bench Press you!

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"What's a debenture?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."